Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Nazi orgy update

FIA-head Max Mosley has decided to take the highroad in dealing with the ouster of his freaky sex practices.

By the highroad, we (of course) mean blame a shadowy conspiracy set in motion by those damned French.


"From information provided to me by an impeccable high-level source close to the UK police and security services, I understand that over the last two weeks or so, a covert investigation of my private life and background has been undertaken by a group specialising in such things, for reasons and clients as yet unknown. I have had similar but less well-sourced information from France."

Mosley goes on to deny his actions had any sort of "Nazi connotations," and adds he plans to sue the newspaper (The News of the World) for publishing the story/video. Oh, and he plans to keep his position with the world motorsports sanctioning body.


Well, at least there were no "Nazi connotations" involved in the orgy. Unless you count the Nazi uniforms worn by the hookers. Oh, and the obligatory lice check.


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