Have confidence in your pervert

Max Mosley- the most prominent Nazi-sex loving motor racing administrator we can think of-will keep his position atop the FIA. The results of the"extraordinary general assembly" meeting of FIA-members are in, and... Yes, Mosley got the "confidence" vote, meaning his position is likely safe until his term expires in October of 2009. That position is, of course, bent over an chaise lounger, whilst taking a flogging by a Chelsea hooker dressed like an extra from Hogan's Heroes.

Well done, Max.

It's worth noting that one FIA-member club that voted "no-confidence" was the American Automobile Association (AAA). It makes us feel safe that the people who dispatch tow trucks and give seniors discounts at Golden Corrals are firmly against Nazi-themed orgies. Rest easy Gold Card members.

Max Mosley wins vote of confidence

Six days until Mosley-orgy meeting

In what can only be described as our heroic attempt to keep the masses abreast of developments in Max Mosley's Nazi-orgy-gate, we find it necessary to remind folks that FIA-member clubs will decide Mosley's fate on June 3rd. The extraordinary (FIA's term, not RB'ers) meeting will either give Mosley a vote of "confidence", or "no confidence."

Who knows what that means, but regardless of the outcome the meeting will be classic. Picture hundreds of serious looking motoring officials having a polite discourse about the merits and potential pitfalls of Nazi-themed sex. Yes. God, yes.

Until then, enjoy the latest round of funny quotes on the subject.

"Poor old Max. I feel sorry for him. Everybody's wrong except him. Everybody was involved in the orgy except him. He is just lashing out at anything he can.

"If he wants me to be the enemy he should be very careful because if he makes me an enemy I could make sure he never whips anybody again. " - Bernie Ecclestone

"Max has proved he is an emperor without any clothes. " -Jackie Stewart

Of course, RB'ers coverage of the FIA orgy-meeting will be in-depth, with live first hand accounts of the absurdity. We will be working in shifts that night...

Bernie Ecclestone: I could make sure Max Mosley never whips anybody again

Nazi sexpert

Being a Nazi-orgy expert could be the coolest job ever.

The FIA has decided the best way to handle Max Mosley's sex practices is to appoint "an independent expert to investigate allegations that the sex scandal... included Nazi role playing."

The following questions come to mind:

-Who could possibly be an expert in determining the Nazi-ness of an orgy?

-Is there a union for such experts?

-What qualifications are needed to obtain such positions?

One could only hope the answers to the above are, 'most people,' 'yes,' and 'not much'.

Regardless of the sexpert's findings, June 3rd is still the day of reckoning for everyone's favorite sicko.

-F1 governing body asks expert to probe Nazi link

Nazi-style sado-masochistic orgy update

F1 bosses met during the Spanish GP weekend to discuss the possible adaptation of kinetic energy recovery systems (just Wikipedia it). Instead of an in-depth discourse on boring-old abstract technical matters, the conversation reportedly just digressed into a Max Mosley debate of epic proportions. Someone inside that meeting told Reuters that a proposal for a united petition calling on Mosley to quit failed after reluctance from Williams, Toro Rosso and Ferrari. Clearly those teams hate Jews.

-Report: F1 bosses split on petition asking Mosley to step down

2009: A year to quit

ESPN's Marty Smith has reported that Tony Stewart is trying to opt out of the final year of his contract with Joe Gibbs Racing. His current deal is set to expire at the end of the 2009 season, but Stew reportedly wants released after the conclusion of this year.

Stewart Joins Nazi fetish-enthusiast Max Mosley, who recently said he plans to leave his FIA post after his term expires in 2009.

So... Mosley wants to stick around until his deal expires. And Stewart wants to cut out early, but both have 2009 marked as when they want to enact their respective changes.

Maybe Joe Gibbs and the FIA should just arrange a trade. Mosley to the Home Depot Toyota, Stewart to La Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile. We're not sure how Mosley's car would look painted in Home Depot Orange.

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Pope to weigh-in on Nazi orgy

File the following sentence under the "things I didn't expect to type today" heading:

Since (for some unknown fucking reason) the Vatican is a member of the FIA, it will have a vote in the Orgygate no-confidence meeting to be held in Paris on June 3rd. Pope Benedict XVI's representative, Cardinal Renato Martino, will be in attendance to punch his ballot. The weirdness continues to get stupid.

Sexcommunicated: Pope to vote on Max Mosley

Max Mosley's women

Keeping everyone abreast of the latest Max Mosley Nazi-orgy news is a full time job. Thank the lord there is a media outlet who has undertaken the daunting task of fueling the sadomasochist-fire created by the FIA Czar. Despite Mosley's attempts to stop News of the World from continuing the publication of videos, pictures and stories relating to his antisemitic hooker-laden romp through Chelsey, the London tabloid prevailed. NoW has some juicy updates.

Here is the latest audio from the Mosley orgy.

Here is an interview with one of the hookers involved.

Looking for pictures of the ladies involved? You're in luck.



For those who haven't seen it, the original video has made its way to YouTube. Enjoy the embedded version.




And more folks are jumping on the "Mosley must resign bandwagon." The latest, Jackie Stewart.

Don't worry, Ridebuyer will stay on top of further Mosley-developments... By "stay on top of" we mean copy and paste images from other sites, of course. Enjoy.

All images obtained from NoW.

Bahrain has no room for Nazi orgyists

You know things could be better in your life when you get banned from entering a Middle-Eastern country because of your sexual habits. For FIA-head Max Mosley, things could be much better. The following letter was scribed to Mosley by the Crown Prince of Bahrain, saying in no uncertain terms, his presence is not welcome during the forthcoming Grand Prix of Bahrain.

Dear Max,

I was sorry to learn of the media stories which emerged on Sunday in the UK. In light of the allegations, I suspect you may be deliberating on your planned attendance at the Grand Prix here in Bahrain later in the week. I therefore felt it important to convey the position of Bahrain and its people. Clearly of paramount importance is the success of the event for all concerned - the Kingdom of Bahrain, Formula 1 and spectators. The focus quite rightly should be on the race. With great regret I feel that under the current circumstances, it would be inappropriate for you to be in Bahrain at this time. I don't want to add to the difficulties in which you find yourself, but I hope you understand the position we have taken.

Yours sincerely,

Shaikh Salman Bin Hamad Al-Khalifa
Crown Prince of the Kingdom of Bahrain

Letter obtained from the London Times.

Aside from being barred from Bahrain, F1 teams have issued a statement condemning Mosley and his Nazi-themed sex practices. Not surprisingly, Mercedes and BMW spearheaded the statement. (For those who are automobile manufacturer-retarded, Mercedes and BMW are German companies. For those who are historically-retarded, the Nazis were German too.) Max's week just got a little worse. Ridebuyer's week just got a little more funny.

Nazi orgy update

FIA-head Max Mosley has decided to take the highroad in dealing with the ouster of his freaky sex practices.

By the highroad, we (of course) mean blame a shadowy conspiracy set in motion by those damned French.

"From information provided to me by an impeccable high-level source close to the UK police and security services, I understand that over the last two weeks or so, a covert investigation of my private life and background has been undertaken by a group specialising in such things, for reasons and clients as yet unknown. I have had similar but less well-sourced information from France."

Mosley goes on to deny his actions had any sort of "Nazi connotations," and adds he plans to sue the newspaper (The News of the World) for publishing the story/video. Oh, and he plans to keep his position with the world motorsports sanctioning body.

Well, at least there were no "Nazi connotations" involved in the orgy. Unless you count the Nazi uniforms worn by the hookers. Oh, and the obligatory lice check.

Mosley vows to stay

Mosley caught ridin' dirty

Ok, by now most people know that FIA-boss Max Mosley is into some pretty freaky-shit. Like rather, um, well... We'll just call it antisemitic, Nazi-themed sex.

The FIA has remained tight-lipped over the whole deal.

What's the big fuss, you ask?

Judge for yourself.

Our friends at Jalopnik have posted the video. Warning: not safe for work. Happy Monday.