Nazi sexpert

Being a Nazi-orgy expert could be the coolest job ever.

The FIA has decided the best way to handle Max Mosley's sex practices is to appoint "an independent expert to investigate allegations that the sex scandal... included Nazi role playing."

The following questions come to mind:

-Who could possibly be an expert in determining the Nazi-ness of an orgy?

-Is there a union for such experts?

-What qualifications are needed to obtain such positions?

One could only hope the answers to the above are, 'most people,' 'yes,' and 'not much'.

Regardless of the sexpert's findings, June 3rd is still the day of reckoning for everyone's favorite sicko.

-F1 governing body asks expert to probe Nazi link