If you happen to be part of Rubicon Racing, the answer is three. As Max Papis prepares to qualify for the Indianapolis 500 this weekend, he has an ace up his sleeve. By 'ace' we mean three former Beverly Hills, 90210 stars, of course.Yes, Rubicon's "Advisory Board" (whatever the hell that is) consists of Tiffani Thiessen (more famous for playing Kelly Kapowski on Saved by the Bell, yet 90210-alum nonetheless), Ian Ziering (aka Steve Sanders), and of course team principle Jason Priestley (aka Brandon Walsh).
Other notables on Rubicon's "Advisory Board" are NFL'ers Dallas Clark and Jason Baker, and actors Max Martini, David Cubitt and Bradley Cooper.
With this level of star-power it is impossible to even contemplate Rubicon not making the field. Should a race win befall the Rubicon-entry, it is rumored that instead of the traditional victory lane sip of milk, Papis will indulge on booze and sleeping pills, then have sex with the pool boy. Jack Arute will be shocked.
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