Saturday, April 26, 2008

Marty Roth doesn't suck

Habitual back-marker and joke-butt Marty Roth has qualified seventh for tomorrow's IndyCar event in Kansas. The following drivers were all slower than Roth after four-laps of flying circulations of the Kansas Speedway:

Helio Castroneves
Ryan Briscoe
Vitor Meira
Tony Kanaan
Marco Andretti
Ryan Hunter-Reay

Perhaps Dan Wheldon summed up the Roth performance best when laid the following gem on Racer Magazines' Jeff Olson:

“I’m sure that’s going to piss off Chip (Ganassi), because (Roth) hasn’t spent half of what Chip has,” Wheldon joked. “Why he was that quick, I have no idea, but good for him.”

Cheers to you Marty. Don't take any guff from these bastards.

Road Runner Turbo Indy 300 qualification results

1 comment:

Meesh said...

Ha! You obviously haven't watched today's race yet...