Thursday, July 31, 2008

Schumacher wrecks minivan into garage door

F1-God Michael Schumacher reportedly wadded up a van while in route to Lydd airport in Kent. Autocar says the seven-time champ "collided with a garage door while overtaking another car. Martin Kingham was shutting the door at the time, and was thrown onto the bonnet of a nearby vehicle by the impact." Police then arrived, administered a Schuey-breath test (it was negative) and sent the champ on his way. Reports say the guy who got tossed was not hurt.

This confirms our long held belief that when racing drivers retire, they slowly devolve into Billy Joel. Sound of rim shot.


Schuey has a shunt in the UK

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