Distance: 400 miles/267 laps
Next season, Tony Stewart will own a Sprint Cup team and have paid exactly $o for it. Such was the nature of his deal with the now-named Haas-CNC Racing. Stewart gets a 50% share in the team, not in exchange for cash, just his ability to win, find sponsors and turn a crap team into something competitive. If that deal sounds pretty sweet, that's because it is. This is almost certainly the first deal of its kind in NASCAR, and possibly in all of motor racing. This deal blew many people away (J.D. and Joe Gibbs to start with) and for good reason. The concept of a deal like this transpiring never crossed our minds. Giving someone team ownership for nothing more than showing up (or signing up in this case) is a bogus quid pro quo of epic proportions. That said, all the best to Stewart and the new Haas team next season. They are joining the Stewart-racing empire which already features tracks and various open-wheel teams. We expect Smoke to make an offer on our site soon. It will ridiculously low, we'll still accept it, but intend to bitch at the figure like a New Jersey woman disputing a credit card charge.
Why is Chicagoland Speedway the new place to announce blockbuster driver-moves?
In '06 Juan Montoya said goodbye to F1 in Joliet. Coincidence? Probably.
1 1/2 miles of cookie-cutter awesomeness: There have been more 1 1/2 mile ovals built in the last decade than visitors who have visited our site. That's right, about seven such tracks have been built. That's quite a lot for an already saturated market of Cup-ready tracks. Chicago, Atlanta, Charlotte, Texas, Las Vegas and Kansas are all similar in their layout and design. Team's have these tracks figured out. They know how to get around them and what changing conditions can do to the circuit. Racing at night is the only potential x-factor for this event, but again, squads are so familiar with these intermediate tracks there should be little issue. Expect longer green flag runs which are conducive to the dreaded "fuel mileage race." You've been warned. The fewest number of caution periods during this race? Seven. Maybe fuel wont be an issue.
He makes it rain. Occasionally: Wet weather knocked qualifying off of the table for Saturday night's race. That puts points-leader Kyle Busch on the pole. With owner points determining starting positions, no heavy hitters will be forced to work through the pack because of a shit qualifying run. That points to the perennial favorites to be, well, favorites on Saturday. The inverse of this is that some fast cars will have start tail as their team's are not high in the point standings. So, perennially fast cars will start in the front, sometime-contenders who are fast this weekend will be in the back, and slow cars will be mixed throughout. Sounds like a potential cluster fuck to us.
*Who to watch:
Tony Stewart: NASCAR races tend to produce seemingly unbelievable outcomes at unbelievable times. Some people cry shenanigans when such races transpire, other turn a blind eye and chalk it up to coincidence. (More on manipulating races.) If Tony Stewart wins his first race of the season just days after announcing his Joe Gibbs Racing exodus, well, let's just say that would make for a good storyline. NASCAR loves good stories. Oh, Stewart is also really good (two wins and five top-tens) at Chicagoland.
Casey Mears: The Hendrick-driver is already out of his seat for next year. Maybe he has something to prove, maybe he wants to leave on a high note. Maybe not. He has one career top-five at Chicagoland and starts from deep in the pack. Here's a stat to chew on, no driver starting inside the top-five has ever won this race. For that, Mears gets to ride to horse.
Pertinent tailgating information is here. No coolers of any size are allowed into the track. Gay. Drink in the parking lots. The official Ridebuyer cocktail of the race is the "Manhattan." You should know already know how to make one, but if not:
- 3 parts whiskey
- 1 part Sweet Vermouth
1 KYLE BUSCH
2 DALE EARNHARDT, JR
3 JEFF BURTON
4 CARL EDWARDS
5 JIMMIE JOHNSON
6 JEFF GORDON
7 DENNY HAMLIN
8 KASEY KAHNE
9 MATT KENSETH
10 CLINT BOWYER
11 GREG BIFFLE
12 TONY STEWART
Next race: Allstate 400 at The Brickyard (Indianapolis Motor Speedway).Wait, so this is different than the Indy 500, right?