What would you do if you just won your hometown NASCAR race?
Party like a rock star? Maybe drop some dimes on 'dem hoes? How about making it rain? Well, if you happened to be Kyle Busch, you'd answer "hell" and "yes" to all of the above.
Kyle Busch seems to be infallible. He has won 18 times in NASCAR's three national divisions and leads the Sprint Cup Series with eight victories this season. He is also quite the little drag racer.
Earlier this week, Busch, along with perhaps the greatest Top Fuel racer ever, Tony Schumacher, went to the new zMAX Dragway at Concord for a promotional match race before the NHRA event in two weeks.
Racing identically prepped Camry pace cars, Busch took the first heat over Schumacher in a holeshot, Schumacher then went red on race two. The event culminated with Busch's .102-second RT and 14.544 ET, which again resulted in a holeshot loss for The Sarge.
Ouch.
Had this been an episode of Pinks, Schumacher would have lost his ride.
Kyle Busch is predisposed to wrecking people. This is really not groundbreaking news, but it seems his track-actions could be leading to the inevitable ass-whooping, which would be groundbreaking news. (Groundbreaking in the sense that it's fuckin' sweet.)
Ron Hornaday is the latest to set his sights upon the younger-Busch, after Kyle ran him over (twice) in Saturday's Truck Series event in Michigan.
Also, a big thumbs down to speedtv.com for disabling the embed feature on their video clips. Fuck that.